Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.
What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don’t understand.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? PEOPLE FROM THE CAPITOL JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND.
always reblog
This right here is why I love Tumblr.
(Source: elizabethgillies, via tumbloler)
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
there are two kinds of people
Shaving one side of your head and wearing clown makeup doesn’t make you punk
It makes you a WGI Percussionist.
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im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu
i love you
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I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
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cogsworthhasenteredthebuilding:
never not reblog this ever
The one time Fox News does something okay.
Andy, you are a God.
This has to be on my blog a good 15 times. I regret nothing.
What a sassy republican.
(Source: dontgetcomfortable, via austinfpercussion)