I can’t even decide if I want to read more or just sleep.

    Friend:what are your top 3 favorite disney movies?
    Me:well that depends. Are you basing it on story, characters, themes, sidekicks, villains, number of talking animals?
    God:*creates the human butt*
    God:Oh they are gonna love this

bitch, don’t say we can use your printer and then expect us to magically have our own paper.