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23 May 13 at 9 pm

theclearlydope:

Please tell me Steve Harvey is the host of this game show.

theclearlydope:

Please tell me Steve Harvey is the host of this game show.
 345883
23 May 13 at 6 pm

jessicaloveya:

chocolatejigglypuff:

mycroftsmindtardis:

iamsuperbat:

offmytitsonhappiness:

Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.

What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? PEOPLE FROM THE CAPITOL JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND.

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always reblog

This right here is why I love Tumblr. 

(Source: elizabethgillies, via tumbloler)

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23 May 13 at 4 pm

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

(via tumbloler)

stripforharry:

soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

there are two kinds of people

(Source: dogs420, via tumbloler)

jstevensperc:

summerdiddleband:

Shaving one side of your head and wearing clown makeup doesn’t make you punk

It makes you a WGI Percussionist.

(via siimbaaah)

imaginelarrys:

stylinsmut:

im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu 

i love you

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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23 May 13 at 4 pm

unfriendable:

note to self: don’t microwave soap http://bit.ly/10udWz2

unfriendable:

note to self: don’t microwave soap http://bit.ly/10udWz2

harrypottersmum:

I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.

(via the-broken-alchemist)

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23 May 13 at 10 am

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
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23 May 13 at 8 am

n-1d-forever-directioner:

cogsworthhasenteredthebuilding:

the-girl-who—lived:

whensocietykills:

ladymaxwell:

mulletsmakememoist:

never not reblog this ever

The one time Fox News does something okay.

Andy, you are a God.

This has to be on my blog a good 15 times. I regret nothing.

What a sassy republican.

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(Source: dontgetcomfortable, via austinfpercussion)

heytherebiebs:

oMFG MY TEARS I CANT DEAL

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CAN U HEAR ME SCREAMING 

(via tumbloler)

sodamnrelatable:

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